The people in this story are part of what is undoubtedly the most ridiculous story I have heard in the last little while. It's so over the top that it sounds made up but for the unfortunate fellows in this sordid tale, it is all to true.
From MSNBC.COM
Porn actor suspected in killing dies after leap
L.A. SWAT team uses 'less than lethal' shot to end standoff before jump
LOS ANGELES - A porn actor suspected of killing a colleague with a prop sword has died after jumping from a rocky hillside after a standoff with police.
Police Officer Bruce Borihanh says a "less than lethal munition" was used against Stephen Clancy Hill Saturday just before his jump.
SWAT officers spent part of the afternoon trying to talk Hill down from the hill as he clutched a sword. Borihanh says the 34-year-old actor fell some 40 feet.
Hill fled to the Chatsworth neighborhood hillside after leaving a house where he was barricaded for most of Saturday. He faced murder and attempted murder charges in Tuesday's attack at a DVD production center.
Hill, 34, whose professional name is Steve Driver, had fled in an SUV. A warrant was issued for his arrest.
The charges were filed Friday after Eric Jover, who runs the Ultima DVD production house, offered a $2,000 reward on the company's website for information leading to the arrest of Hill.
Hill went on the rampage after being told he was being fired and would have to move out of the production facility where he had been living, authorities said.
This story has everything, pornstars, death by swords, police stand offs, and to top it off the guy went in true Wile E. Coyote type fashion: FALLING OFF A CLIFF!
I think most rational people upon learning they were fired from the porno company they were working for would KILL SOMEONE WITH A SWORD!
Porn Exec: Hey ummm yeah, so we're letting you go Slick, we no longer require the services of your wang so, ummm, please pack up your stuff and leave the premises.
Devastated Porn Star: WHAT!?! I MUST KILL YOU WITH A SWORD! THE VERY SWORD THAT I WAS TO USE IN MY NEW FILM, "THROBBIN' WOOD"!!! THE IRONY! DEATH BY A PROP SWORD!
I think I might make a comic that will chronicle this outlandish tale!
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